Two VoMiT flicks, two totally different movies. Private Valentine is pure crappy chick flick, and any movie with Jessica Simpson in it deserves to be binned before you’ve even seen it. On the flip side In The Land of Women looks like a very promising movie starring Adam Brody and Meg Ryan to name a few. Quality on both are usual VoMiT stuff, great!

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Parker suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

PS: I thought this was quite funny when I read it on Wiki…
On the October 29, 2008, episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien, host O’Brien brought up the movie and mentioned reports that Simpson’s acting was “so bad” that it would not be released “in any country where English is the primary language.” The show then displayed the poster, as they were refused a clip. The next night they played a clip from a bootleg copy before having recurring guest star James Lipton make an passionate plea to Simpson to reconsider her decision to withhold the film, saying the “bad defines the good” and the apparent “85 minute stinkbomb” of Major Movie Star would only help to highlight how good Schindler’s List really was.

Private.Valentine.Blonde.Dangerous.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT
1CD, 707.81 MB (742,195,532 bytes), vmt-mmstar-xvid
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IMDB 2.6/ing (88 votes), RT N/A
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Carter Webb, a young soft-core porn writer living in California, has just broken up with by his actress girlfriend. He decides to take a time out and visit his grandmother in Detroit, but the women across the street have a different idea. He meets the Hardwickes who live next door, the mother, the teenager, and the little girl, and they change each others lives forever.

In.The.Land.of.Women.2007.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT
1CD, 708.18 MB (742,581,473 bytes), vmt-landw-xvid
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Samples: #1, #2, #3
IMDB 6.8/ing (9,339 votes), RT 43%
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