NEPTUNE, brings us this rip on Jean Claude Van Damme, its a look at his life and his return to Belgium. I read the plot, and it seems really decent, plus the fact that it was shown at the Rome Film Festival and in Toronto, it has reviewed really well. Reading a bit more about it, apparently the writers first wrote this to make fun of JCVD, but the director took over and it seems pretty decent.

Synopsis:In JCVD, a French- and English-language film from savvily tenebrous director Mabrouk El Mechri, Jean-Claude Van Damme is Jean-Claude Van Damme. Losing his roles to Steven Seagal and a custody battle over his young daughter, the international action hero is struggling to maintain relevancy on levels both professional and personal. But when Jean-Claude walks into a bank to withdraw his attorney fees and is suddenly in the thick of a heist, is the haggard superstar orchestrating the stickup? Or is he simply a hostage, as trapped by fame as he is by criminals, who happens to know a couple of take-down moves? Don’t be fooled by its action-ready premise; JCVD isn’t quite the latest kickboxing carousal from the Muscles from Brussels….[cont]

Genre: Comedy | Crime | Drama
Ratings: IMDB: 7.9/10 (1,221 votes) RT: 88% (49 reviews)
Directed by: Mabrouk El Mechri
Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Francois Damiens, Zinedine Soualem, Karim Belkhadra

Release Name: JCVD.LIMITED.DVDRip.XviD-NEPTUNE
Size: 1 CD, 696.71 MB (730,549,361 bytes)
Quality: XViD 624×256 @ 916 kbs | VBR MP3 @ 128 kb/s
Subtitles: English (french parts), French
Runtime: 96 min
Filename: nep-jcvd-xvid.rxx

Links: IMDB, RT, Homepage and Trailer
Samples: #1, #2, #3
NFO: Here
Torrent: Here